So. I write things. They usually kinda suck. Actually, they are the kind of trash I love. Like the late night/Australian tumblr users. That shit I thrive on to survive. I post 1 free week of my work a month here to read because profits is NOT why I do this. I want people to laugh. The other weeks in the month are only $0.99 each. They are completely worth it. Ask me things. Tell me I suck. Tell me if I make you laugh. Here is the first edition if you want to help support a starving creative person